So the other day, I asked Tyler to take the clothes out of the washer and put them into the dryer because I was out of something. A few hours later I went to the dryer to get my dry clothes because I was running late for an appointment and what do I find? A dryer full of wet clothes!
When will I learn? You’d think that after 13 years living with my son I’d know better by now! I couldn’t be mad at him because he did exactly as he was told. He took the clothes out of the washer and put them into the dryer. I forgot to ask him to START THE DRYER! LOL
Which brings me to this cute story that I swear could be Tyler! (He LOVES Fried Chicken and especially KFC!)
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, “Colonel Sanders”.
Guess where I am now…???